And an
old story: Some things you just can't explain
A farmer was sitting in the
neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked
the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this
beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head
and replied, "Some things you just can't
explain."
"So
what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he
sat down next to the farmer.
"Well,"
the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking
her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left
leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay,"
said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you
just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what
happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took
her left leg and tied it to the post on the
left."
"And
then?"
"Well,
I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got
the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over
the bucket." The man laughed and said, "Again?" The
farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.
"I took
her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the
right."
"And
then?"
"Well,
I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I
got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the
bucket with her tail." "Hmmm," the man said and nodded
his head. "Some things you just can't explain," the
farmer said.
"So,
what did you do?" the man asked.
"Well,"
the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took
off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that
moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ...
Some things you just can't
explain."
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